September 2011
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Tonight I will drink a dead man's cognac at the...
This shall be a night of nights, gentlemen.
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ryanhatesthis:
hamletcan:
asobbrokeup:
No, I didn’t just order the Less Than Jake TV/EP on vinyl. Why would you even suggest that?
Matt Ern: My favorite hipster
In what insane bizarro everything-is-completely-different-from-our-reality universe do hipsters listen to Less Than Jake?
… He’s buying it on Vinyl instead of regular people mediums? The times, they are...
asobbrokeup:
No, I didn’t just order the Less Than Jake TV/EP on vinyl. Why would you even suggest that?
Matt Ern: My favorite hipster
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Syringe-fed a sick bearded dragon today.
My job is so weird sometimes.
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First Nonsense meeting of the year.
suburbantragic:
I’m already very drunk. Let’s hope the freshmen this year aren’t complete shits.
Aww. I miss Nonsense. Can I be that creepy guy that visits like every couple of months, and the yougsters go “Oh, that guy! All I know is that he did a ballsy campus hit sitting on the hood of the Blue Beetle, and that he had a ton of naked pictures in some of the past issues?”
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When trying to describe what genres of music I...
From now on, I’m just going to say “Owl City.”
You know the kind.
If I wanted to listen to straight men poorly imitate the iconic feminine diction that gay men sometimes adapt, I would listen to Blink 182 in the secrecy of my car with my windows closed.
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Returned From Vacation
Coming soon: A GUIDE TO BEAR ARMS
