January 2011
23 posts
I am a Dance Commander.
“Snake? ….Snake?…...”
Forts
My apartment is a mess, because 3 of us converted my apartment into 3 forts, for the purposes of playing with our NERF guns. The 16 pack of extra darts is now maybe half that.
“‘Ed Hardily agree with you, sir. But I don’t quite understand the...”
– What I wrote down on the back of my work hours today.
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The Infinite Majesty of the Tri-County Flea Market
Today was brisk, to say the least. The best parking spots were the ones that required you to vault over the threatening 3 inches of ice and snow that deter most who drive a two-door, like myself. After realizing only-too-late that both the post office and the DMV would be closed today, I found myself with nothing to do, and within spitting distance of Tri-county Flea Market. So off I went on a...
Wicked Faire →
Yep. I’m one of those.
Horse Butt Pillow →
“This horse butt is a Black Paint horse, and decorated as such.”
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The Pixar Animated Short Where Andy's Dog Dies
If it doesn’t exist yet, can somebody else animate it for me? It doesn’t have to be good, it just needs a Randy Newman track inserted over it. I just imagine the dog waking up alone in the empty room, and random shots of it hobbling out of the room, walking down the hall, getting down the stairs, and scratching at the door til it’s let out. Then crawling under the porch, closing...
My top 10 favorite Woody Allen films
dontcookbilly:
clintisiceman:
Manhattan
Annie Hall
Broadway Danny Rose
Love & Death
Match Point
Crimes & Misdemeanors
Sweet and Lowdown
Stardust Memories
Interiors
Deconstructing Harry Zelig (EDITED 2:57 PM)
Annie Hall
The Purple Rose Of Cairo
Manhattan
Love & Death
Sleeper
Broadway Danny Rose
Bananas
Zelig
Hannah & Her Sisters
Vicki Christina Barcelona ...
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"We Didn't Start the Fire" Poke`rap
Free idea right there. Might get you internet famous. But somebody please do it… for me.
I’ll get you started…
“Ni-do-ri-no, Ni-do-ran, hit-mon-lee, hit-mon-chan,
Pika-chu, geo-dude, communist bloc.”
Something like that. 30 science-points if you can fit them into the parts of the song like I did above, 100 science-points if you can make the song sound good with...
I Went to a Dolphin Party Last Weekend.
What’s a dolphin party?
“It was wet!”
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I Went to a Monkey Party Last Weekend.
What’s a monkey party?
“It was Bananas!”
The Diary of Ayn Rand
A moving tale about a little girl who is trapped in the closet.