December 2010
22 posts
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Fantastic.
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Butt -Tongues
This morning I devised an ingenious appendage called a butt-tongue. It’s pretty much a tongue, without a sense of taste, that comes out of your butt. Like a regular tongue, it’s self cleaning, and you can use it instead of toilet paper, or with toilet paper, whatever. I’m pretty sure that somewhere out there there are already people with butt-tongues. Or maybe I’ll be the...
A Whole Christmas has Passed and I Haven't Yet...
Die Hard.
FUCK! I Have to Wait Until I Get Back to New York...
It’s another Christmas tragedy!
I Remembered My Laptop but Left all my Porn at...
It’s a Christmas tragedy.
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Aliens Vs. Predator(2010) Video Game on Steam
$5 Holiday special. Who’s gonna play it with me?
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“I suppose a suicide who holds a pistol to his skull feels much the same wonder...”
– H.G. Wells
asobbrokeup:
Andrew W.K.- Ready To Die
Fuck...
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Oh My Goodness
I just accidentally started watching the Firefox cubs live cam while clicking the M2M “Don’t Say You Love Me” mp3 someone had posted. I felt like I felt the sudden need to catch ‘em all.
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Short Stories I've Written This Year
Glorious Boston
It Won’t be Long til Summer Comes
Michael O’Mally Returns to the Womb
Today I had my last class ever. It was a short stories class. Lopate let me drink a beer, Bryan bummed me a smoke.
Don't refresh. Refresh and you're dead. Don't turn...
wewantashrubbery:
That which holds the image of a 404 becomes itself a 404.
Terrifying Diego Mask
success.
The Number of Times Scully Gets Clubbed in the...
makes it really hard to suspend my belief. I swear, one of those times she just shouldn’t wake up from unconsciousness.
No matter how much I want to believe.
