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That make you feel like you’ve reached Mecca after years of praying in its direction?

You know, they’re usually either the entire Disney Collection or else they’re awesome porn or a video game.

Yeah, I finished downloading that today.

I loved Cheaper by the Dozen.

or smoking this much by himself at 4am again.

Sometimes I miss always having drinking buddies right downstairs.

Sometimes.

This weekend I drove to Rhode Island for a pseudo-Thanksgiving. And while my few friends in that particular state were either busy or on too many meds to be awake, I decided to search through my old things for stuff for the apartment.

I came back home to New York with an excellent head-cleaving sword and a crossbow.

I’m gonna have to avoid watching The Walking Dead on days I know my roommate may be coming home late. Don’t want to panic or anything.

Today, I discovered that any of the issues of Nonsense that I’ve given my mother(which is only a select few.) have been placed in plastic sleeves and set aside. Now, I don’t know if she thinks they’ll be valuable one day, or what. But it disgusts me to think of what her reaction to our latest issue would be. 

You know, the issue that got us kicked from our printing company, because of its offensive content. You have to love a mom for thinking the best of her little boy.

Like November,

but I can’t feel my teeth.