February 2010
34 posts
January 2010
21 posts
Here's to Never Wanting to be Drunk Again
But probably doing it again tonight, anyways.
I am a stupid asshole.
Crispin Hellion Glover's What is It? An Aftermath
Fuck.
The four letters that best describe what’s going through my brain at this very moment. I’ve seen the darkest part of a human mind, and it belongs to Crispin Hellion Glover, you know, the dad from Back to the Future. If this were a typical film, the points that would mostly distress me would be the sound quality(dismal), the special effects(non existent), the continuity(what is...
My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Noms
A new age of man.
Dennis Quaid Ruins Every Movie He's In.
Except for Dragonheart.
He’s a B actor in big Hollywood movies that are meant to be big, but they always fail miserably. Why? Because Dennis Quaid is in them. Let me give you a list.
The Rookie, The Day After Tomorrow, Flight of the Phoenix, American Dreamz, G.I. Joe, and the up and coming “Blockbuster,” Legion.
I just realized I hate Dennis Quaid. Since he’s going to be...
write the song you're listening to following with...
nervousrex:
showerbeers:
the-mu:
can-you-keep-a-secret:
fuckyeahtumblarityhelp:
offwhitepinstripes:
babynicko:
heysingloudernow:
rantsraveandreblogs:
chocolatemicroscopes:
tigers and sharks in my pants.
baby one more time in my pants FOUR FOR YOU BRITNEY COCO
black cat in my pants
underdog in my pants
the consequence in my pants.
LMAO! Pretty Pathetic in my pants x]
...
I Went Wrong in High School
Chick-flick movie wrong.
And I’m very happy now,
But I feel still feel retarded for being chick-flick movie wrong in high school.
Being This Drunk
With only the internet.
WHAT THE FUCK HULU! You're Sleeping With Hofstra?
FUCK YOU ASSHOLES
“The following program has been brought to you by Hofstra University.”
GET OUT OF MY COMPUTER AND SPEND MY GODDAMN MONEY ON YOUR GODDAMN STUDENTS
vindiesel:
I made this just to claim the name vindiesel,
I have no idea what I’m doing?
Whoever she is. She’s doing it right.
Sooo... I May Have Accidentally Affixed a Bayonet...
And a shell holder.
And a sunglasses holder.
