February 2009
9 posts
i'm creepy.
cosmicfriend:
synecdoche:
Dear Sean,
I’m watching you. Get off tumblr. You’re supposed to be learning InDesign.
Love, Pilot
Was I the only one that was taking InDesign and the future of our fine publication seriously? You people make me sick. (And I mean “you people” exactly as you think I do.)
In the future we’ll all have robots to use InDesign for us. Nonsense will practically...
“Shia Labeouf, I really enjoyed that sex we had last night.”
– Justin Long
Justin Long and Shia LaBeouf Need to Eat Shit and...
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The one thing I know about being a true American is standing in admiration of true American Heroes, and trying to be like them. My red, white, and blue blood cells, want nothing more than to be one of these men, to bask my own gloriousness as if the flag owed me money or something.
So when I saw...
Uhm...
synecdoche:
hamletcan:
So I haven’t seen or heard from my roommate since Thursday. In the case that he’s been kidnapped or something worse, ignore my last post. I just realized how lame that situation would be. Just to clarify. I didn’t kill my roommate, or Jim, who it seems he left with. Even though I said that I hate Jim in my first post… Wow, this Tumblr thing looks like it could really...
Uhm...
So I haven’t seen or heard from my roommate since Thursday. In the case that he’s been kidnapped or something worse, ignore my last post. I just realized how lame that situation would be. Just to clarify. I didn’t kill my roommate, or Jim, who it seems he left with. Even though I said that I hate Jim in my first post… Wow, this Tumblr thing looks like it could really...
Truth.
Tonight I killed a man with my bare hands. No one will believe me.
What The Hell Else?
So I had a really good day yesterday, despite the rain and the 4a.m. shift, which I was unusually wide awake for. However despite all of this, I didn’t feel more than simply content at any point in the day. This place is really taxing on me, I feel like it would all be better if I still worked here; http://www.outerzonesaratoga.com/. Best. Job. Ever. If this place were anything like working...
Let's get this text-heavy shit rolling.
So I’ve decided it was time for a blog. It might have had something to do with my overwhelming need to express myself on my tiny laptop(which has teeth and googly eyes now.) But it was probably, mostly, because people were telling me “You need to have a blog and title it ‘Sean Patrick Bloggin.’” This is my test run, I’m working my way into my title. Don’t...
“You’re a lot more fun, now that you can drink and drive.”
– My Mom, 2008 Yacht Club Employee Christmas Party 