Getting More Mysanthropic by the Day
These days I can’t look at anyone without thinking they’re idiots.
kinochestvo: exspectator: dontcookbilly: ...
You travel half-way across the universe for the greatest sex, you still end up...– Captain Jack Harkness
I Accidentally the Whole Ghost Pepper
what song would you have played at your funeral?
theangryprojectionist: exspectator: bigmouthstrikesagainandagain: ruffianarchivebox: Blackbird- The beatles. Ceremony - New Order Ceremony - Violence Just kidding.(?) Waltzing Matilda - Tom Waits I’ve already arranged for a best friend to play Johnny Cash’s version of Hurt at my funeral.
I Have Discovered a Site With Vin Fan Fics
We will do drunken readings in my house. I will post the most humerous lines on tumblr. There will be much hilarity.
SOON TO COME
100% More drunken stories 100% MORE 90’s 200% MORE Vin Diesel HAMLETCAN
I'm curious, do you guys name your cars?
theangryprojectionist: nervousrex: plasticktiger: synecdoche: hugesuccess: eliteyoshi: uhohcoolkid: I have never heard any of you refer to your cars by a name. honestly, that sounds like a bad idea First car earned a nickname by various misdeeds committed inside of it. New car has yet to stoop to such levels. i don’t have a license :( but my camaro is named c-word, my bronco is...
A watched torrent never downloads.
(via suburbantragic) I’m working on Torchwood as we speak. Our house is gonna get soooo arrested.
I Must Not
I must not get into fights with strangers. I must not get into fights with strangers. I must not get into fights with strangers. I must not get into fights with strangers.
Reasons I Shouldn't Be Allowed At An Everclear...
I am going to try to touch Art Alexakis. I would do heroine with Art Alexakis if he invited me to. If Art Alexakis wanted to put it in my butt(not the heroine) I would say yes. I’m going to shout out the names of ALL the songs Art Alexakis starts playing when he starts them, because I’m SOOO good at Everclear. I wouldn’t mind if Art Alexakis was a father of mine. I would totally...
THIS JUST IN
Jim and Sean invade Vassar.
the nonsense office has fruit flies
emcum: yuck They were probably carried into that new, foreign environment by hiding in crates and supplies from our house. Like rats, barnacles, diseases, and sinners stowed aboard ships in the olden days. Enjoy our black-dildo infested fruitflies, bitches.
IGNORE DRUNK TUMBLS
That is all.
I Am Not a Slut
Don’t do the warrior pose if you have diarrhea.– Yoga Website
City Show Punk Girl
City Show Punk Girl: “No, sorry, I only do blumpkins.” Hofstra punk: “That is so fucking metal.”
You make words into dudes!– Homer
So I put on some guy-liner, and climbed into a car with some buddies, namely, Amanda and Ian. We drive to Williamsburg, Brooklyn. There we meet up with Cheryl Curry and Jackie Hlavenka at this bomb-ass bar, for a wicked nice event called Freaktoberfest, hosted by the Coney Island Freaks. We were given beer-cups and tickets to try out 5 different brews from all around the room. Fucking fantastic,...
I Have Got To Stop Dreaming..
About being drunk, or doing heroin, all by myself.
I Can't Even Explain This week.
“What the Hell was that, and where did it come from?” Seems to come to mind, every 2 days or so. In different places, with different people. So maybe it’s time to let the tide take me, wherever I end up, that’s where I’ll go. I swear to God, wherever I end up first, that’s the path I’m taking. I’m not thinking about this anymore. I’m tired...
I'm Still Who I Thought I Could Be
And I’m content with that.