January 2012
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Vegas - Zombie Apocolypse Preparation Store →
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Woke up Sick
Fixed it with all-day Mimosas.
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Yesterday a Waitress at a Mexican Place Said I...
Dave. Dave, if you see this, contact me, I may have a private film opportunity for you.
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Things Amanda Says
On Operation Dumbo Drop:
“It’s weird, Danny Glover looks really old in this picture. He looked so much younger in that last movie we watched with him in it.”
“Well Operation Dumbo Drop was from the 90’s, what movie are you talking about?”
“Mystery Team?”
I have no words…
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Three degrees of tumblr
twilightmaze:
You follow my best friend Judd. That’s also weird, stranger-whose-blog-I-like.
Good job.
At Work We're Making Chocolate Cottages on MLK Day
On the brochure, the day is called “Chocolate Cottages.” All I could say to the program director was…. “Chocolate Cottages…. On Martin Luther King Day?” These kids will be completely unaware of the unintended hilarity of what they’re creating.
I still don’t really think he understands what he did there. But I look forward to the odd parent asking...
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Rest in Peace Boba Ferret
And also the salamander who decided to die over the weekend.
LOVE
Me: “I’ve got a really terrible song stuck in my head.”
Amanda: “What song?”
Me: “Well, who first comes to mind when you think ‘terrible band.’”
Amanda: “Is it Nickelback?”
Me: “Yeah, the hero one.”
December 2011
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WAR
So I just wanted to let you all know, that last night was spent with 5 friends, using every bit of furniture and cardboard in my apartment to have a massive Nerf war. Using everything from tables, bar stools, and couches to trunks, futon-sized cardboard boxes, and beanbag chairs. We built a massive fort in the kitchen to be defended, and a series of smaller cover locations throughout our 2 bedroom...
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My Mom Bought me Hollow-Point Bullets for...
Thanks, Mom.
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