February 2012
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Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 6th
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Visited the Nonsense Office Today.
My key still works. Stole a new issue, good to see some of the older members getting obituaries, and nice to see that the non-glossy issue isn’t so bad. Keep up the good work, guys.
Feb 5th
Feb 3rd
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Feb 3rd
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Dear Internet Girls,
Star Wars t-shirts and underwear are NOT lingerie, I don’t care to see you in it, if you are going to post it at any and every whim. Using something as sacred as the holy trilogy as a means to say “LOOK AT ME, I’M RELEVANT TO YOUR INTERESTS.” is entirely unacceptable. Sincerely, Hamletcan
Feb 3rd
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Feb 3rd
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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Nonsense Scavenger Hunt
So, while searching for one of my hoodies, I found a plastic bag filled with goodies from a Nonsense Humor Magazine scavenger hunt. I can’t believe I’ve had this bag in my room for a year. It contains- a “Stroke on a Rope”- a hand-shaped roap-soap making an ‘okay’ symbol with its fingers. Obviously meant for shower handies a dvd copy of “Fat and Ready to...
Feb 2nd
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January 2012
43 posts
Jan 30th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 26th
Vegas - Zombie Apocolypse Preparation Store →
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Woke up Sick
Fixed it with all-day Mimosas.
Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Yesterday a Waitress at a Mexican Place Said I...
Dave. Dave, if you see this, contact me, I may have a private film opportunity for you.
Jan 15th
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Things Amanda Says
On Operation Dumbo Drop: “It’s weird, Danny Glover looks really old in this picture. He looked so much younger in that last movie we watched with him in it.” “Well Operation Dumbo Drop was from the 90’s, what movie are you talking about?” “Mystery Team?” I have no words…
Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 11th
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Three degrees of tumblr
twilightmaze: You follow my best friend Judd. That’s also weird, stranger-whose-blog-I-like. Good job.
Jan 11th
Jan 11th
At Work We're Making Chocolate Cottages on MLK Day
On the brochure, the day is called “Chocolate Cottages.” All I could say to the program director was…. “Chocolate Cottages…. On Martin Luther King Day?” These kids will be completely unaware of the unintended hilarity of what they’re creating. I still don’t really think he understands what he did there. But I look forward to the odd parent asking...
Jan 10th